Hello kittehss!
So today I went to the eye doctor and they dilated my pupils to see if my eyes were normal and shiz. What I didn't know was that I'd be blind for the next five hours. I can't see the contacts on my phone, so if you get an email from me complaining about lice and stink bugs, it probably wasn't meant for you.
I don't have lice by the way. I've had them at least four times in my life and it was hell. TMI? Probably.
The best about this pupil-dilation is that I'm sensitive to sunlight. I thought the doctor was exaggerating when she said that because it made me think about vampires in Twilight but umm...no. Turns out she WASN'T exaggerating. As soon as I walked out outside I let out a deafening cry and fell on my knees screaming "IT BURNSSSSSSSS" while covering my face from the sunlight and convulsing like I had cholera.
Okay. So I stole that from the Lord of the Rings, from Gollum to be more precise. But still. Deliberate pupil dilation is not pleasant. I'm still twitching like a dying insect. I just love how I compared myself to Dobby (from Harry Potter) and to Gollum this week, feels great.
Oh and you know what else? The doctor gave me these weird sunglasses like the ones you use to see eclipses. But I refuse to wear them. I choose the twitching over the looking-like-someone-who-thinks-there's-an-eclipse-in-April.
Oh and you know what else? The doctor gave me these weird sunglasses like the ones you use to see eclipses. But I refuse to wear them. I choose the twitching over the looking-like-someone-who-thinks-there's-an-eclipse-in-April.
So anyway, I thought I'd share with you my current to-do list. I've heard WONDERFUL things about Moroccan Oil (for hair) and I decided I should give it a try.
Also, I'm looking to buy a nice and BIG agenda, or planner or whatevs, just something where I can organize all kinds of biznaz. Have any suggestions?
I sure appreciate them.
I need to pee.
BYE!
25 comments:
this is the best.post.ever.
Hope your eyeballs get adjusted back to real life soon:-) Yes to Moroccan Oil! I use the hydrating styling cream too. Smells amazing! xoxo
I agree with Christine. You always make me laugh. I hope your eyes feel better soon love!!
Haha you make me laugh, girl! Hope your eyes are better :) xo
What's the oil suppose to do for your hair? I'm intrigued. And I'm glad you told me you had to pee because I was worried <3
HAHA! Last time I had to get my pupils dilated I was the same way. It was cloudy out, and I was still like dyingg from the sun! And I held my phone arms length away to try to text people to tell them that I couldn't see and I'd text them later. Good times, good times.
This post is fantastic! Haha! I'm sorry you can't see. That is no fun!
as much as i love to write things down...i still say evernote on the computer/online/on your phone will keep you organized ten times better!
i think i could spend all day in CVS just looking at stuff.
this post just gave me a whole new and greater level of love for you. for reals.
I'm loving my Moroccan Oil thus far - highly suggest it!
Loved this post, your to-do list is too funny! Have a great weekend!
xoxo
Petchie
http://itsallofthelittlethings.blogspot.com/
Moroccan Oil is amazing! I thought it would make my hair oil (duh...it's an oil) but it just leaves it super soft and sooo nice smelling.
Oh I hate when I have to get my eyes dilated! I have to find a big planner too! I love going look for them, makes me feel so organized.
Yuck, I hate having my eyes dilated, and I always refuse to wear the "sunglasses" that they provide...so I bring my darkest pair of Ray Bans with me, and off I go.
Oh, you will fall in love once you try Moroccan Oil, it's absolutely my favorite hair product to date. *swoon*
Hope your vision is back to normal soon!
xoxo P
You are so damn cute and funny, Lula!!
And I just wanted to tell you how obsessed with my design I am. I love it more every day. :)
I would have believed you if you didn't make the LOTR reference ;) I kid, I kid. If you want to be cheap you can buy those agenda things at the dollar tree for $1 whole dollar. That place is like crack to me.
My Heart Blogged
OMGosh I had my eyes dialated recently and I think I screamed the same way. My son also had his done and it was like the blind leading the blind getting to the car!
We don't have a CVS but I adore me some Walgreens. I can spend hours just looking in every aisle!
Megan
HAHAHA je meurs, le truc de lord of the rings m'a vraiment fait rire, jetais vraiment into it, et le truc du pee et du twitching haha vraiment un de tes meilleurs POST.
ps: what's wrong with fishiiingg ? godahh
haha. love reading your posts :) try target! their agendas are cute and have a whole lot of writing space!
Moroccan Oil is all I use. Love the smell and the way it makes my hair so soft and shiney!
I'm pretty sure we should never meet, because I don't think I'd ever come home. I love you too much.
love the picture!
x
You are CRACKIN' my shit up. HA!!! Seriously. Totally entertained & loving the crap outta your blog right now.
Holy crap, I've had that done at the eye doctor as well and it's PURE torture!! I didn't have sunglasses either so I had to stumble home, holding onto buildings, signposts, and probably random strangers. Eeks! Love your blog btw!
Heidi
http://heidimarkstyle.blogspot.com/
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