how to get rid of a cold (and cramps)

I'm sitting at my computer, completely uninspired. I'm wearing hot pink sweatpants, a grey polka-dotted granny sweater and baby pink polka-dotted socks. It'd be a compliment to say that I look like a clown.

 To top it all off, I have a bad cold;  red nose, red eyes, puffy face AND cramps. Add 'puffy stomach' to the list. I think I should change my name to "Puffy Daddy", you know, like Puff Daddy?

 To realllyyyyyy top it all off, I'm cranked on allergy medicine as well as Tylenols and I'm walking around with 4 day-old hair. Thank God for pretty croissants.

This probably sounds like a hormonal rage kind of post but don't worry, I've already PMS-ed everything I had in my system on one of my dear friends, who must be reading this post smiling and maybe twitching a little bit at the same time. Sorry friend. But that's what friends are for.

Oh and I almost just choked to death on my coffee. 

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

This is turning into a hormonal post.

Oddly enough, I really feel like doing something. Homework of course, but that's for later. 

I was thinking of something more along the lines of 'DIY'. 

I'll probably spray-paint a chair or something.

Whatever I do, it's going to be documented! Curious to see what'll come out of this.